Kid’s Summer Fun on Long Island
Besides the bugs and other critters, Suburban Exterminating is bringing a few of our favorite insect jokes to local libraries. Our children’s library program starts this week and we can’t wait to meet the children and their parents. We’re looking forward to fun!
Get a Prize for Coloring
Many children have mailed in one of our coloring pages to receive a prize. You send your colored page with your name and address to 879 W Jericho Turnpike, Smithtown, NY 11787 and we’ll send you a prize. Valid all year long! ! You’ll find the coloring pages and activity pages on our kid’s webpage.
Don’t forget to enter to win 2 Long Island Aquarium tickets on Facebook! We’re giving away 2 tickets every week this summer! The Bug Exhibit is the best!
Favorite Insect Jokes
What did the dog say to the flea?
(Stop bugging me!)
What game do ants play with elephants?
Why do bees have sticky hair?
(Because they have honeycombs!)
Why did the bee go to the doctor?
(Because she had hives!)
Why are A’s like flowers?
(Because bee’s come after them!)
How do bees get to school?
(By school buzz!)
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do you get when you cross a walrus with a bee?
Why was the baby ant confused?
(Because all of his uncles were ants!)
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a honey bee?